Wednesday, December 7, 2011

Joke emperor of the universe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Here are some jokes you can use.


Tom: Hey Jack. Blue eyes run in my family.

Jack: Noses run in mine.



Knock knock
Who's there
Owls
Owls who
That's right you're so smart



Q:What runs all around your house but doesn't move?

A:Your fence.



Q:What's the difference between a dentist & a New Yorker?

A:One yanks for the roots while the other roots for the Yanks.

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