Hink Pinks

Hink Pinks ( also known as rhyming pairs)


1. A closet for a sweeping tool._________ _________


2. A teacher who loves two wheeled vehicles._________ __________



3. A heavy flying mammal._________ ________




4. An unhappy father._______ _______


(Answer in comments please)

Joke emperor of the universe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Here are some jokes you can use.


Tom: Hey Jack. Blue eyes run in my family.

Jack: Noses run in mine.



Knock knock
Who's there
Owls
Owls who
That's right you're so smart



Q:What runs all around your house but doesn't move?

A:Your fence.



Q:What's the difference between a dentist & a New Yorker?

A:One yanks for the roots while the other roots for the Yanks.

Battleship

If you don't know how to play ...
just read this.




You hit my sub & made it tip;

You just sank my battleship!

You made my carrier take a dip;

You just sank my battleship

HALO Hamsters

I love this commercial. Hamsters, HALO and LMFAO make for a good time.

Acclaimed film and music video director, Mark Romanek, knows how to make those hamsters shuffle. :)

Cool, huh? :D

I LOVE ROCKY ROAD

Ghostbusters!

GHOSTBUSTERS

If there's something strange
in your neighborhood
Who ya gonna call?
GHOSTBUSTERS



If there's something weird
and it don't look good
Who ya gonna call?
GHOSTBUSTERS



I ain't afraid of no ghosts
I ain't afraid of no ghosts



If you're seeing things
running through your head
Who can ya call?
GHOSTBUSTERS



An invisible man
sleeping in your bed
Who ya gonna call?
GHOSTBUSTERS



I ain't afraid of no ghosts
I ain't afraid of no ghosts



Who ya gonna call?
GHOSTBUSTERS



If ya all alone
pick up the phone
and call
GHOSTBUSTERS



I ain't afraid of no ghosts
I here it likes the girls
I ain't afraid of no ghost
Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah



Who ya gonna call?
GHOSTBUSTERS



If you've had a dose of a
freaky ghost baby
Ya better call
GHOSTBUSTERS



Lemme tell ya something
Bustin' makes me feel good!



I ain't afraid of no ghosts
I ain't afraid of no ghosts



Don't get caught alone no no



GHOSTBUSTERS



When it comes through your door
Unless you just want some more
I think you better call
GHOSTBUSTERS



Who ya gonna call?
GHOSTBUSTERS



Who ya gonna call?
GHOSTBUSTERS



I think you better call
GHOSTBUSTERS



Who ya gonna call?
GHOSTBUSTERS



I can't hear you
Who ya gonna call?
GHOSTBUSTERS



Louder
GHOSTBUSTERS



Who ya gonna call?
GHOSTBUSTERS



Who can ya call?
GHOSTBUSTERS



Who ya gonna call?
GHOSTBUSTERS

What the actual name for bankok is

The actual name for bankok is ''Krung Thep Mahanakhon Amon Rattanakosin Mahinthara Yuthaya Mahadilok Phop Noppharat Ratchathani Burirom Udomratchaniwet Mahasathan Amon Phiman Awatan Sathit Sakkathattiya Witsanukam Prasit.''or"The city of angels, the great city, the eternal jewel city, the impregnable city of God Indra, the grand capital of the world endowed with nine precious gems, the happy city, abounding in an enormous Royal Palace that resembles the heavenly abode where reigns the reincarnated god, a city given by Indra and built by Vishnukarm.''