Hink Pinks

Hink Pinks ( also known as rhyming pairs)


1. A closet for a sweeping tool._________ _________


2. A teacher who loves two wheeled vehicles._________ __________



3. A heavy flying mammal._________ ________




4. An unhappy father._______ _______


(Answer in comments please)

Joke emperor of the universe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Here are some jokes you can use.


Tom: Hey Jack. Blue eyes run in my family.

Jack: Noses run in mine.



Knock knock
Who's there
Owls
Owls who
That's right you're so smart



Q:What runs all around your house but doesn't move?

A:Your fence.



Q:What's the difference between a dentist & a New Yorker?

A:One yanks for the roots while the other roots for the Yanks.

Battleship

If you don't know how to play ...
just read this.




You hit my sub & made it tip;

You just sank my battleship!

You made my carrier take a dip;

You just sank my battleship

HALO Hamsters

I love this commercial. Hamsters, HALO and LMFAO make for a good time.

Acclaimed film and music video director, Mark Romanek, knows how to make those hamsters shuffle. :)

Cool, huh? :D

I LOVE ROCKY ROAD

Ghostbusters!

GHOSTBUSTERS

If there's something strange
in your neighborhood
Who ya gonna call?
GHOSTBUSTERS



If there's something weird
and it don't look good
Who ya gonna call?
GHOSTBUSTERS



I ain't afraid of no ghosts
I ain't afraid of no ghosts



If you're seeing things
running through your head
Who can ya call?
GHOSTBUSTERS



An invisible man
sleeping in your bed
Who ya gonna call?
GHOSTBUSTERS



I ain't afraid of no ghosts
I ain't afraid of no ghosts



Who ya gonna call?
GHOSTBUSTERS



If ya all alone
pick up the phone
and call
GHOSTBUSTERS



I ain't afraid of no ghosts
I here it likes the girls
I ain't afraid of no ghost
Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah



Who ya gonna call?
GHOSTBUSTERS



If you've had a dose of a
freaky ghost baby
Ya better call
GHOSTBUSTERS



Lemme tell ya something
Bustin' makes me feel good!



I ain't afraid of no ghosts
I ain't afraid of no ghosts



Don't get caught alone no no



GHOSTBUSTERS



When it comes through your door
Unless you just want some more
I think you better call
GHOSTBUSTERS



Who ya gonna call?
GHOSTBUSTERS



Who ya gonna call?
GHOSTBUSTERS



I think you better call
GHOSTBUSTERS



Who ya gonna call?
GHOSTBUSTERS



I can't hear you
Who ya gonna call?
GHOSTBUSTERS



Louder
GHOSTBUSTERS



Who ya gonna call?
GHOSTBUSTERS



Who can ya call?
GHOSTBUSTERS



Who ya gonna call?
GHOSTBUSTERS

What the actual name for bankok is

The actual name for bankok is ''Krung Thep Mahanakhon Amon Rattanakosin Mahinthara Yuthaya Mahadilok Phop Noppharat Ratchathani Burirom Udomratchaniwet Mahasathan Amon Phiman Awatan Sathit Sakkathattiya Witsanukam Prasit.''or"The city of angels, the great city, the eternal jewel city, the impregnable city of God Indra, the grand capital of the world endowed with nine precious gems, the happy city, abounding in an enormous Royal Palace that resembles the heavenly abode where reigns the reincarnated god, a city given by Indra and built by Vishnukarm.''

Look, I'm singing!

The Marx Brothers

My Daddy showed me the Marx Brothers. They are funny brothers from a long time ago.

Chico and Harpo play a piano duet in the Marx Brothers movie The Big Store.

Harpo pretends to be Groucho's mirror in the movie Duck Soup.

My Daddy says this is one of his favorite Marx Brothers scenes. It is in the movie A Night at the Opera.

Homer Simpson votes

This was on my Daddy's blog. It is funny!

Christmas Present

I got a D.S. for Christmas with New Super Mario Bros. and Sonic Rush. I really want another D.S. game for next Christmas. I also got a cool Nerf case that snaps on to my D.S. to protect it when it falls. It is black. If I drop it, it won't break but if I drop it realy hard the case will probably break so I have to be careful.

My mom and I have a been playing Mario Bros. for a long time. This morning my thumb hurt and my mom said her's did too.

I was so excited that I finally got to World 5. It has ice and is very slippery. Mario slides around a lot. Man, I wish I had 3 new DS games!

I also got 3 packs of Hot Wheel cars. My nanny gave me a reading lamp that clips on my bed because I like to read while I am going to sleep. I opened the package of light bulbs first and I was confused that Santa gave my light bulbs!

Hope you all had a Merry Christmas and have a Happy New Year!

My poem for my Sister

I once had a blister

I love my sister

I like to play Twister

I love my sister.

my first poem and it's colled ''I love my Dad'n'Mom''

I know this man named Tom

I love my Dad 'n' Mom

There's no such thing as jom

I love my Dad 'n' Mom.

How to make a ghost costume

1. You need a white sheet and scissors
2. Cut eyes and a mouth
   
3. Put it on
4. Scare people
   

High School Musical 3: Now or Never

Great Kid's News #1

I love the Colts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I like Payton Manning & #7 & Marvin Harrison because they are very very very very very very very very good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The war won't continue with Obama as the president

I want Barack Obama to win because I don't want the war to continue and McCain and Palin want the war to continue.

Obama doesn't want the war to continue just like me.

This is a picture of me with Obama.

The end.

George Harrison Rocks

I like the Beatles!!!!!!!!! I like George Harrison. I was named after George Harrison.

These are my favorite Beatles songs.

1. Help!
2. Hey Bulldog
3. Revolution
4. Baby You Can Drive My Car
5. Strawberry Fields
6. I Want to Hold Your Hand
7. Glass Onion
8. Lady Madonna
9. Yellow Submarine (I REALLY love Yellow Submarine)
   
10. A Hard Day's Night
11. Birthday

The Best of Both Worlds